Houseplant hookups : all the dirt you need to find the perfect match
(Book)

Includes index.

Ready to find your perfect match? Getting involved with someone new can seem over-whelming, but you don't have to get caught in the weeds. Houseplant Hookups approaches plant care like modern dating. You'll find out how to choose the right plant partner, where to find them, and what happens when they come home with you. You'll learn how to start a loving relationship and watch it grow - literally. Does your apartment have a scenic view of a brick wall? The snake plant thrives in low light. Tend to forget you're even in a relationship? The golden pothos is anything but codependent and won't hold neglect against you. These 35 plant profiles are far more helpful than your average Tinder bio, so you'll be able to decide if a relationship with a fiddle-leaf fig is more likely to be a fling or a forever kind of love. --Back cover.