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If Democrats had any brains, they'd be Republicans
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c2007
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From the Book
Introduction : liberals and the woman who hates them
Airport security : make imams take buses
Baby-killing: abort liberals, not children
Blacks : the only thing standing between the Democrat Party and oblivion
George W. Bush : the guy I'd most like to have a nonalcoholic beer with
Christians : must reproduce more
Bill Clinton : he left a mark on history that may never come out
Hillary Clinton : the smartest woman in the world!
Colleges : the English translation of "madrassa"
Communism : a new fragrance by Hillary Clinton
Ann Coulter : my quotes about me!
Crime and punishment : preferably a two-step process
Dear Ann : free advice worth every penny
Democrat ideas (see also: Marx, Lenin)
Democrats' virtues : points of light in a sea of darkness
Elections : it only encourages them
Environmentalism : Adolf Hilter was the first environmentalist
Evolution, alchemy, and other "settled" scientific theories
Foreigners, or the "non-soap oriented"
Gays : no gay left behind!
Girls : chicks hate it when you call them "girls"
Guantanamo : room service, I'd like seventy-two virgins, please
Guns : the constitutional right you can carry in your purse
Hollywood : they ought to be committed
oops, they already are!
Immigration : this is ours, that is yours
say, do you do windows?
Iraq : a new reality show
Teddy Kennedy : apparently fat, drunk, and stupid is a way to go through life
John Kerry : "Who among us does not love NASCAR?"
The language police : can't we have more real police?
Liberal "argument" : hissing, scratching, and hair pulling
"Liberal patriotism" and other oxymorons
Liberal religion : American idolatry
Liberals in alphabetical order, or why I sometimes waver on abortion
Liberal tactics : distortion, dissembling, deception
and the rest is just run-of-the-mill treason
McCarthyism : calling communist "communists"
The military
their pet peeve : keeping George
Clooney safe
Morals : get Chuck Schumer over here, I don't want to have to explain this twice!
Muslims : Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a moderate Muslim walk into a bar
The New York times : don't look now, but the old gray lady is on a respirator
Old media : imagine an open sewer with coupons, want ads, and your horoscope
Ronald Reagan, or why I sometimes waver on human cloning
Republicans : aren't they magnificent?
Scandals : there's a new museum dedicated to them in Little Rock, Arkansas
Sex : "virile pacifist" is an oxymoron
Supreme Court : I haven't been officially approached as yet, but thanks for asking
Taxes : how about amnesty for "the wealthy"?
The war on terrorism : peacenik pacifists to the rescue!
From the Large Print
Introduction : liberals and the woman who hates them
Airport security : make imams take buses
Baby-killing : abort liberals, not children
Blacks : the only thing standing between the Democrat Party and oblivion
George W. Bush : the guy I'd most like to have a nonalcoholic beer with
Christians : must reproduce more
Bill Clinton : he left a mark on history that may never come out
Hillary Clinton : the smartest woman in the world!
Colleges : the English translation of "madrassa"
Communism : a new fragrance by Hillary Clinton
Ann Coulter : my quotes about me!
Crime and punishment : preferably a two-step process
Dear Ann : free advice worth every penny
Democrat ideas (see also: Marx, Lenin)
Democrats' virtues : points of light in a sea of darkness
Elections : it only encourages them
Environmentalism : Adolf Hilter was the first environmentalist
Evolution, alchemy, and other "settled" scientific theories
Foreigners, or the "non-soap oriented"
Gays : no gay left behind!
Girls : chicks hate it when you call them "girls"
Guantanamo : room service, I'd like seventy-two virgins, please
Guns : the constitutional right you can carry in your purse
Hollywood : they ought to be committed
oops, they already are!
Immigration : this is ours, that is yours
say, do you do windows?
Iraq : a new reality show
Teddy Kennedy : apparently fat, drunk, and stupid is a way to go through life
John Kerry : "Who among us does not love NASCAR?"
The language police : can't we have more real police?
Liberal "argument" : hissing, scratching, and hair pulling
"Liberal patriotism" and other oxymorons
Liberal religion : American idolatry
Liberals in alphabetical order, or why I sometimes waver on abortion
Liberal tactics : distortion, dissembling, deception
and the rest is just run-of-the-mill treason
McCarthyism : calling communist "communists"
The military
their pet peeve : keeping
George Clooney safe
Morals : get Chuck Schumer over here, I don't want to have to explain this twice!
Muslims : Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a moderate Muslim walk into a bar
The New York times : don't look now, but the old gray lady is on a respirator
Old media : imagine an open sewer with coupons, want ads, and your horoscope
Ronald Reagan, or why I sometimes waver on human cloning
Republicans : aren't they magnificent?
Scandals : there's a new museum dedicated to them in Little Rock, Arkansas
Sex : "virile pacifist" is an oxymoron
Supreme Court : I haven't been officially approached as yet, but thanks for asking
Taxes : how about amnesty for "the wealthy"?
The war on terrorism : peacenik pacifists to the rescue!
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9780307353450
9780739327388
9780739327388
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